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Mental Break
The website will be on pause starting Thursday March 11th and will reopen on March 15th. All orders are shipping on time, and all orders placed by the 11th will ship before the 15th. You can always contact me at info@inclusiveRandomness.com
ttyl- Nzingah
How to spot a real cowboy in Texas.
- His cowboy boots were dusty
- He used his bandana as a mask
- He had on a real cowboy hat
- His belt had a huge buckle that said Texas Champion
AND
His phone ringtone was a cow. Moooooooo
True story. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
$500 dollar dates and french fries
If you are trying to impress a girl or a guy never spend $500 on a dinner date.
Instead, spend $500 on an Inclusive Randomness gift card.
Grilled chicken is temporary. Buttons last forever.
My first date with my husband was to Whataburger. We have been married almost 15 years.
I'm not saying that the fries won me over, but we go to Whataburger for our anniversary every year.
ttyl- Nzingah
My Life Is A Tyler Perry Wig
A few years ago I was asked to be in WIRED magazine for work. (I work at NASA). Super cool experience. Dan Winters was the photographer, he told me all about his talks with Barack, Mr Rogers, and TuPac.
Well fast forward like almost a year later.
My manager comes into the office with the mail and hands me an envelope. The envelope was already opened/pre screened ( government precautions) and I am like... who is sending me mail.
The outside of the envelope is a man's name and the address is a prison facility about 3 hours from Houston. On the back of the envelope the guy had written out the names of the Black girls who had died in the 16th street church bombing in the 60s. PAUSE
So now I am shook. Inside was a 12 page love letter with magazine cut outs. Apparently this man could see into my soul. (His words not mine)
Now I am in my managers's office, because White men sending me letters from prison with the bold reference of racist killings is serious. We make photo copies of the letter and take the original to the security office.
The officers locate the guys prison record. IT.WAS.LONG. Imagine sitting in this small security shack and the printer behind you is spitting out a ream long prison record.
Then the officers asked me if I knew anyone in prison. I decided against telling them about Pookey who used to flip bricks outside the school parking lot. I think Pookey had turned his life around so it was irrelevant at the time.
Long story not so short. The guy was contacted and told to never contact me again. Periodically I would still go down to the mail box to check.
Post Office and Bingo
My Vice President Is A Black Woman
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Chile Where Is Your Toolbox?
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DJ Twinkie
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My Version of Self Care
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Vision Board
MASH! The ultimate vision board since elementary school. This game has been predicting my future since the 90s soooo you KNOW it works!
How to play:
1. Fill out the categories.
2. Write your magic number in the space provided.
3. Start with the M at the top, moving clockwise, count each option until you reach the magic number, cross off the option you land on. Continue around the page, skipping the marked off option until you only have 1 option left in each category.
Then BOOM!
The remaining options are your future!
Don't worry. You can thank me later.
xoxo - Nzingah
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