How to spot a real cowboy in Texas.

There was a cowboy at the post office today. How so I know he was a real cowboy?
  • His cowboy boots were dusty
  • He used his bandana as a mask
  • He had on a real cowboy hat
  • His belt had a huge buckle that said Texas Champion

AND


His phone ringtone was a cow. Moooooooo

True story. 不不不不

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